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It's -33 degrees today. Bleah. Everone is cold and sad. But you can help. Here's how to make your frozen associates laugh and forget their shiveries in four easy steps:
1.) Identify a frosty co-worker, and run up to them as if to provide emergency assistance.
2.) Lean back, reach for your fly as if to unbutton/unzip it*, and bellow in a heroic voice: "DON'T WORRY, I'LL WARM YOU UP WITH A HOT STREAM OF URINE." Draw out the "I'll" a little when you say this (for comedic verbal effect).
3.) Wait for the laughter to EXPLODE. You're soooo funny!
4.) Repeat often, all day long.
*This joke probably works better for boys than it does for girls. Humour is well-known for its sexism.
1.) Identify a frosty co-worker, and run up to them as if to provide emergency assistance.
2.) Lean back, reach for your fly as if to unbutton/unzip it*, and bellow in a heroic voice: "DON'T WORRY, I'LL WARM YOU UP WITH A HOT STREAM OF URINE." Draw out the "I'll" a little when you say this (for comedic verbal effect).
3.) Wait for the laughter to EXPLODE. You're soooo funny!
4.) Repeat often, all day long.
*This joke probably works better for boys than it does for girls. Humour is well-known for its sexism.
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1 comment:
Just tried it.
Thanks a lot! Now I'm out of a job.
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