More B.S.

Freelance writers are notorious for recycling material. So I'm going to take my Feb. 26 Ask Greg addressing all the fuss over Jessica Simpson's rumoured weight gain and convert it into a blog post on accusations that have been levelled against Britney Spears following the debut of her new Circus tour in New Orleans the other night that she's put on a pound or ten (InMusic). To make this work, all you have to do is re-read the column, and every time you encounter Jessica's name just substitute Britney's. Oh yeah, and instead of 34Ds it should be 38Cs.

Britney's Back *itch!

I'd kind of hoped that now that Obama was president stuff like this, UFC (Octogonodds) and tawdry porn (Sodahead) wouldn't happen in the U.S. any more. But that was probably too much to ask. Anyway, Britney debuted her new Circus tour in New Orlean's the other night. After a rough patch (Babble) in her life Britney's got a new hit single (Womanizer) and is trying to reestablish her credibility (Chismetime) as a top-notch pop star. Reviews of the show, which also featured the Pussycat Dolls (Blog), have been moderately positive (Radar). Gee, maybe if the tour catches fire she can jumpstart the U.S. economy! That would be a real stimulus package.