8.14.2009

Six Things I Would've Blogged About Today If I'd Had Time

1) JERKS The lying, manipulative healthcare-bashing bastards who are trash-talking Canada and Britain's health systems suck all the ass there is to suck. (Guardian)

2) CREEPS Stupid Canadian government and its evil deporting former child soldiers crap. Grrr! (StarPhoenix)

3) PRICKS Stupid Canadian government and its evil obstructions and sinister shenanigans toward a former child soldier who's a Canadian citizen. (A third appeal? Really? Assholes.) (Globe And Mail)

4) SCREWED Sask. revenue crash: uh-oh, spaghetti-o. (CBC)

5) VICTORIOUS The CUPE gang are not going to jail for election pamphleteering; say "nyah"to Sask Party. (CUPE)

6) YOUNG AND NAIVE A young New Jersey cop arrests a weird old dude for, um, being a weird old dude--and it turns out to be uber-legend Bob Dylan, who she'd never heard of because she's only 22 and doesn't give a rat's ass about ancient grampa music. (Telegraph)

Too bad I didn't have time. Poop!

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