Lewis (bleeping) Black

More than 12 hours after watching Lewis Black at the Centre of the Arts, and I'm still so enchated by his presence that every third (bleeping) word is a (bleeping) swear word. Since prairie dog doesn't like NSFW entries here, lets just say:

1. Black doesn't like Winnipeg.
2. The drive between Toronto and Winnipeg kind of got to him.
3. His friends in the United States don't understand where Regina is.
4. The iPhone is one of the reasons why the U.S. isn't energy self-sufficient in a ecologically balanced way.
5. Republicans and Democrats sodomize the American voter in a similar way.
6. He doesn't like getting old.
7. His parents are a hoot.
8. He's not that surprised that we don't seem to care much for Stephen Harper. A mention of Prime Minister Pillsbury Doughboy grew groans ... "You can't even work up the energy to properly boo the (bleeper), huh?"

All in all, this was the (bleeping) funniest 90 minutes of standup I've heard in years.