Six In The Morning

And not just ANY morning. Monday morning! Hooray!

1 FOOTBALL HEROES The Pittsburgh Steelers win Superbowl XLIII. Didn't watch the game, don't particularly care but I am a fan of that city, so...yay! I guess. (TSN)

2 MALIGN MEAT MONEY Twenty-seven million dollar settlement to listeriosis victims, pending paperwork. (Globe And Mail)

3 HE SMOKED THE "MARIJUANA PIPE"! OMG!!! Fishman Michael Phelps gets flack for using a performance un-hancing drug that should be legal (and taxed, and regulated, and yadayadayada). (Toronto Star)

4 GODLESS HORDES Remember this post? They're coming to Canada! They're invading Toronto! They've targeted Calgary! Eeeek! (Various media)

5 AFGHANISTAN COPS KILLED Twenty-one police die in a suicide bomb attack. (CBC)

6 RECESSION REFUGEES Chinese migrant workers leave the cities because there's no jobs there. How many people are on the move? Try 26 million. (The Guardian)