Six In The Morning

Here's your a.m. news, as filtered by prairie dog:


1 GETTIN OUT OF GAZA Israel's troops depart, devastation is terrible, Hamas vows to rearm.

2 DEATH AND TAX CUTS Grits tell Harper the road out of recession is through spending, not slashing taxes. We'll agree with that though we suspect the Liberals are a little conflicted on this one.

3 CHILD SHOT IN SASKATOON Ugh.

4 FOUR YEARS? NO PRESSURE Scientist says Obama has only four years to save the planet.

5 OFF THE HOOK The George Bush pardon countdown is on. What criminals will the outgoing prez protect?

6 GOAT TRAGEDY Rare animal dies in Calgary zoo accident. Mouth to mouth is unsuccessful.