7.30.2009

If You Strike Me Down, I Will Become More Purple Than You Can Possibly Imagine


Things to do when you're in your 40s and kind of lame: 1.) Buy an expensive sports car. 2.) Leave your spouse for someone wildly inappropriate. 3.) Dye your hair. Dye it awesome. I can't wait for the next time I have to go somewhere looking like a professional.
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3 comments:

  1. Alex WhyteJuly 30, 2009 at 11:39 PM

    oh my goodness. Who are you, and what have you done with Stephen? I swear I leave the office for one day. And this happens. kids these days.

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  2. GordeauxJuly 31, 2009 at 12:40 AM

    I think this post should have the "Douchebaggery" tag...

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  3. TammiJuly 31, 2009 at 9:47 AM

    Steve, in the words of my boys, you now look like Optimus Prime threw up on your head! Well done.

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